Grandma: "What are your and your sis' sizes in shirts?"
Me: "I don't want any presents Grandma, inviting us all over is enough!"
Grandma: "I can't tell Santa what to do."
Me: "Silly grandma, I don't believe in Santa anymore."
Grandma: "Uh-oh, he's going to put you on his naughty list this year."
5 year old Alana: "Who was that?"
Me: "That was her boyfriend."
Alana: (Pauses.) "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Me: "Nope."
Alana: "How come everybody but you has a boyfriend?"
Me: "Because I am ugly."
Alana: *Looks over at me "No, you are not, you are pretty."
Me: "I am ugly and I am a monster."
Alana: "No you're not! I'll ask your mom."
lol, so cute.
